Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

A birthday party is the only celebration that never seems to get old.
~ anitapoems.com

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
~ Steven Wright

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
~ Doug Coupland

We all know they're expecting a brief text message on their birthday. So let's shock them with a phone call.
~ anitapoems.com

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing, Happy Birthday.
~ Steven Wright

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> It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
~ Sam Levenson

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball

When you've reached the age where all your candles cannot fit on your birthday cake, you know it's time to get a bigger cake.
~ anitapoems.com

There is no cure for the common birthday.
~ John Glenn

A large extended family is a pain in the neck during the holidays. But it's a numerical blessing on your birthday.
~ unknown

In the last decade of our lives we often request peace and quiet on our birthday. In the first, we request the exact opposite.
~ unknown

A birthday is like a press release for another batch of wrinkles.
~ unknown

Some of us avoid our own birthday like the plague. Eventually, it will lead to the same result.
~ unknown

I don't want anything fancy for my birthday. Just good conversations, plenty of warm hugs, and triple chocolate Belgian cake.
~ anitapoems.com

Have you ever wondered how our forebears celebrated birthdays 300 years ago? Well now you have.
~ unknown

It's truly unfortunate for those of us who must share their birthday with a holiday.
~ anitapoems.com

A birthday is a great excuse to showcase your generosity.
~ unknown

On his birthday, I wished my grandpa lots of health, wealth, and stealth. The later clearly came true.
~ unknown

Once you reach a certain age, you know it's time to treat yourself the entire month of your birthday.
~ unknown

If you know her well, don't be lazy and just give her a gift card on her birthday. But if you do, be prepared to face her wrath.
~ anitapoems.com